by Chad Redden
If no one told you how beautiful of a bean you were today then I am telling you right now that you are a beautiful bean.
Now you are a beautiful bean in a coffee cup of soil.
I water you then place you in the sunlight.
You become a beautiful bean plant.
I transplant you into a pot because you grow into a beautiful bean plant too large for a coffee cup.
You thank me by growing more beautiful beans of you.
I thank you and run an experiment on the beautiful beans you grow.
One of your beautiful beans becomes the control bean.
I whisper thank you to the control bean every hour.
One of your beautiful beans becomes bean A.
I whisper I love you to bean A every hour.
One of your beautiful beans becomes bean B.
I whisper you are beautiful to bean B every hour.
The experiment is a great success and the beautiful beans grow into beautiful bean plants.
I pick beautiful beans from them and repeat the experiment for each plant.
You are every beautiful bean plant.
I wake up in an indoor potted field of you.
You are every beautiful bean and I give you away to my neighbors and other members of the community in handfuls.