by Sophia Katz
greg sestero cooked dinner alone in his apartment
greg sestero accidentally put a little too much garlic in his pasta sauce
greg sestero tweeted about watching ‘the wolf of wall street’ last night
greg sestero put the finishing touches on his caprese salad for one
greg sestero gets a blowout at a salon 3 blocks from his house every 3rd sunday
greg sestero stared at his macbook screen until his eyes watered
greg sestero pets his golden retriever absently
greg sestero ate his dinner while watching softcore pornorgraphy from 1999
greg sestero refreshed his twitter feed repeatedly
greg sestero refreshed his facebook feed repeatedly
greg sestero refreshed his tumblr feed once
greg sestero contemplated suicide daily, usually
greg sestero believes swallowing 30+ ambien would be the most advantageous suicide method
greg sestero thinks burning in a vat of acid is a close second
greg sestero has an infp personality type
greg sestero hasn’t seen or spoken to his parents in 10 months
greg sestero hates the baha men
greg sestero drinks at least 3 bottles of diet coke daily
greg sestero believes in ghosts
greg sestero wants to become a freelance graphic designer
greg sestero can’t masturbate without wearing velvet gloves
greg sestero cried during ‘blue is the warmest colour’