by Keegan Steele
THE FLY
A penetration
Beyond the veil of the flesh
Buzz, buzz, Jeff Goldblum
DAWN OF THE DEAD
They are not your friends
They must be destroyed on sight
No more room in hell
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT
Throw the map away
Hear somebody cackling
Stand in the corner
THE SHINING
Here’s an idea:
You should kill you wife and son
You always been here
THE EXORCIST
Green vomit porno
Girl-on-crucifix action
Hey, Captain Howdy
CUJO
Is that Beethoven?
No, I don’t think it’s Beethoven
But maybe it is
THE THING
Kurt Russell’s not dead
Kurt Russell grabs the flamethrower
It was that other guy